Big Doin’s in the Granite State; hope the suspense wasn’t too much for you . Here, have our coverage of same! The primary was as dumb as it was predictable!
Rebecca had our Tabs for the day, in which she warned not to tell Yr Dok Zoom about a story, but I knew about it anyway. It was not the sitcom stars; secrets.
Instead, it was this monstrous peanut butter cup of two terrible people who will be terrible together. Thank goodness for cat pictures.
In other rightwing madness, we had a rotten thing from Texas and another rotten thing that was completely different but also from Texas, both by SER, who deserves a puppy story by now.
As ever, Evan had your midday White House press briefing too:
Is the 2024 California US Senate race a puppy? It’s certainly better than another Texas story!
Oh, and we have Idle Rich stories too, one icky and one about taxing ‘em. We’ll get the ick out of the way first:
And now your dessert, about a plan for the richest CEOs to get their just ones.
And we closed out the day with this terrifying image, Lindsey Graham hugging Fani Willis to thank her for, um, subpoenaing him in the Georgia election theft case. Ew.
We’ll be back tomorrow with Tabs! Stay warm!
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