Wonkette’s news of today predicts a riot.

It was a fucking MAD TABS.

And tomorrow’s going to be mad all over again, because I just now read about the pro-Israel demonstrators going to UCLA in the middle of the night to do a fucking riot on the pro-Palestinian encampment like the worst kind of brutish West Bank settlers — for hours, while the LAPD sat there with its thumb up its ass. God DAMN it.

There was other news, I don’t know, we’re all totally fucked.

Stormy Lawyer: ‘Trump Is F***ed’

This by Robyn was very good and totally awful.

Does It Count As A ‘Post-Birth Abortion’ When DeSantis Takes Away A Sick Child’s Healthcare?

This was funny. Mitt’s being a catty bitch.

Mitt Romney’s Car Roof Dog Transporting NOTHING Like Kristi Noem’s Dog Face Shooting, Says Romney

I am disappointed in Maria Cantwell, that is for sure.

Ted Cruz Working Hard For Right Of Innocent Airlines Not To Have To Refund You!

This is funny, Trump wants his lawyer to “attack the jury.” Okay?

Trump Hates His Lawyer Now, So That’s Right On Schedule

Got a nice time!

Kansas Bigots Succeed At Bigotry, Fail At Veto Override

Elon Musk should stop doing drugs at work.

Musk Fires Nearly All Of Tesla, Makes Satellites Spell ‘SURRENDER DOROTHY’ In Night Sky

This was funny.

All Fun And Games Until Mike Johnson Starts Bless-Her-Hearting Marjorie Taylor Greene Right To Her Face

See you in the morning unless I see you first!

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