The most hilarious thing you’ll see today: Conan invents amazing new emoji
It seems like people in their mid-20s and younger can no longer communicate using conventional methods such as... typing words.…
New report claims Samsung may make a mistake of epic proportions
Things haven't been going great for Samsung lately, but things surely can't be this bad for the company... can they?…
Michael Kostka’s terrible, awful, no good, very bad debut (VIDEO) – SportingNews.com
New York TimesMichael Kostka's terrible, awful, no good, very bad debut (VIDEO)SportingNews.comThe 28-year-old defenseman, making his debut for the Rangers,…
Jets hope to turn season around with upset of Pats – Washington Post
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Kings defenseman Jake Muzzin signs five-year, $20-million extension – Los Angeles Times
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Cowboys need to reduce DeMarco Murray’s carries or risk injury – CBSSports.com
CBSSports.comCowboys need to reduce DeMarco Murray's carries or risk injuryCBSSports.comNo one in the NFL is running better than DeMarco Murray…
Cowboys RB Joseph Randle receives hefty fine for shoplifting – USA TODAY
USA TODAYCowboys RB Joseph Randle receives hefty fine for shopliftingUSA TODAYIRVING, Texas — Dallas Cowboys backup running back Joseph Randle's…
49ers notes: Kaepernick unlikely to win appeal of ‘inappropriate language’ fine – Sacramento Bee
Sacramento Bee49ers notes: Kaepernick unlikely to win appeal of 'inappropriate language' fineSacramento BeeColin Kaepernick's chances of winning his “inappropriate language”…
Jimbo Fisher addresses Jameis Winston autograph inquiry – USA TODAY
USA TODAYJimbo Fisher addresses Jameis Winston autograph inquiryUSA TODAYFlorida State coach Jimbo Fisher found himself defending Jameis Winston again Tuesday…
Revs, Dynamo square off at BBVA – Fox News
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Monumental task in front of Orioles – ESPN
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Teens: Please Don’t Masturbate In The Penalty Box
Maybe you saw this letter from a concerned hockey mom in this week's Dear Prudence advice column on Slate: Read…
Michael Keaton Forever: Birdman, Reviewed
Birdman doesn't have any right being as fantastic as it is. Structured around a gimmick—the whole movie is meant to…
Nina Turner ad contrasts her fight for voting rights with Husted’s war on voting
Nina Turner, the Democratic candidate for Ohio secretary of state, has a new ad contrasting her priorities with those of…
Tom Cotton says people with pre-existing conditions were ‘happy’ before Obamacare
Here's a new one: "Many people were happy" before Obamacare, when their pre-existing health problems kept them from getting private…
Watch: Michelle Obama dances with a turnip – USA TODAY
USA TODAYWatch: Michelle Obama dances with a turnipUSA TODAYThe first lady was responding to Iman Crosson — a Barack Obama…
Obama visits NJ today for Democratic fundraiser – The Star-Ledger
The Star-LedgerObama visits NJ today for Democratic fundraiserThe Star-LedgerTRENTON — President Obama is scheduled to visit New Jersey today for…
Obama, Bill Clinton to campaign for Michigan Dems – The Detroit News
The Detroit NewsObama, Bill Clinton to campaign for Michigan DemsThe Detroit NewsMichigan's election has drawn many high-profile politicians including Vice…