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We posted this before we posted a thing about stinky Henry Kissinger’s dead stinky stinkiness. It felt more important.
But then there was Stinky. We had to post a thing about Stinky.
Haha, we put him in this headline too. It’s Evan, writing tabs!
And this one had his name in it too. It’s Stephen, talking about everybody’s favorite congressman George Santos!
Good news for the rainforest, good news for Brazil, good news for the world.
So very over sad racist fucks like this.
Elizabeth Warren! Big sandwich!
Ammon Bundy! Big missing!
Disappearance Of Armed Apocalyptic Militia Kook Ammon Bundy Probably Nothing To Worry About, We Hope
Oh and if you want to see Matt Taibbi and that dildo Elon Musk is friends with humiliate themselves in another Twitter Files hearing — really — that’s right here.
Good stories!
Bis morgen!
Ciao!
Piss off!
We love you bye.
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@evanjosephhurst on Threads!
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